Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend

I saw this seemingly well-thought out analysis by Tristan Miller - it does seem to make sense - and if you think about it, some people do stay single their whole lives. :)

Here's a snippet in his own words:

So there you have it, my friends—finally, a cogent, scientific, non-self-deprecating argument for why I will never have a girlfriend.

Take a look at the endnotes and references, now these really make sense!