Thursday, March 27, 2008

If I Could Turn Back Time ...

Long time never post ... so I thought I'd entertain you with this ...

Ever felt like you wanted to go backward in time? Theoretically, it is possible IF
  1. You travel faster than the speed of light - you would catch up with all the light rays that carry visual information into the past. No bullshit! This came from Einstein himself (citation needed). So far, the only person who has been able to achieve this, is Superman, who flew so fast that he went back in time to save Louis Lane from dying. There ... don't say there are no second chances in this world. You just have to know HOW to take them.
  2. Something more achievable, and realistic, is to use one of the many web forms with a time/duration calculation component. This is not bullshit either. My point is actually about something else. (*Hint* look for the outrageous receipt I had the honor of receiving and subsequently blogged about.)



Well, if you get it, have a good laugh together with me, or you could sigh ... depending on your level of optimism.