Top Twenty Reasons why Chocolate is better than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend

I saw this seemingly well-thought out analysis by Tristan Miller - it does seem to make sense - and if you think about it, some people do stay single their whole lives. :)

Here's a snippet in his own words:

So there you have it, my friends—finally, a cogent, scientific, non-self-deprecating argument for why I will never have a girlfriend.

Take a look at the endnotes and references, now these really make sense!

Talented People are Busy

I've been subscribing to Dilbert since 2003. (Hmm, I did a lot of things in 2003) Anyway, notice something interesting about this strip - notice who Dilbert is talking to - the garbage guy is enlightening Dilbert about the real workings of the world. What is Scott Adams' underlying reasoning for using a garbage guy?


Any ideas?